Having visited Pharyngula earlier I was reminded of fstdt.com. Generally I’m not a huge fan of this site as 1. so many of the comments could have been written by trolls and 2. it seems to suffer from a level of publication bias, although some atheist fundamentalist comments appear they aren’t overly common. Even as an atheist the atter of these annoys me as, although I consider myself an atheist, I would rather see a balanced collection (maybe we’re too rational).
Anyway, this comment I did rather like, it involves chemistry and one of the largest/most bizarre leaps of logic and complete misunderstandings I have come across. I really have no idea what the author was on about and can only hope this was someone trolling the orignal forum.
All elements in the universe (periodic table) get their properties based on their combinations of 3 specific sub-atomic components. Protons, Neutrons, & Electrons. No element has the same combination. (ie…Gold has 79 protons, 118 neutrons, 79 electrons)Carbon (man) has 6 protons, 6 neutrons, 6 electrons. [666]. This will be the number in which the Anti-Christ will be identified by. And because a clone does not have working sexual organs, this explains why a “cloned” Anti-Christ will not have need for a woman.
How do you think this was written in God’s word about the anti-Christ being a man that his number will be 666? When the knowledge of protons, neutrons, and electrons was not even known? It is because the word was written just like God said. It was inspired by God, to where man could write it without flaw. And the knowledge was God knowledge, not the knowledge of man.
So there you have it folks, carbon = man, carbon = 666, therefore man = antichrist. Clones are sterile and therefore have no need for a woman. I assume this also means that anything containing carbon (12C anyway) is also the antichrist and surely the more carbon something contains the worse it is. I have a feeling that wedding rings and pencils now contain the devil incarnate.
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